{"intro":[[1.0,5.53,"Gravely 律师事务所荣誉出品……世纪审判。"],[7.5,11.09,"放轻松，吉卢。我从没输过官司。"],[11.3,12.57,"你信任我吗？"]],"intro_attente":[[1.8,7.51,"你可以眨眼的。眨一下表示是……眨两下也表示是。"],[7.9,11.19,"滴答滴答，吉卢。我可是按分钟收费的。"],[15.44,18.58,"慢慢来……反正都算钱。"]],"c1_oui":[[0.0,1.32,"Mm-hm!"],[1.47,6.6,"好。这……非常好。也很少见。"]],"c1_non":[[0.0,1.81,"Mm-mm."],[2.06,5.36,"聪明。那我收双倍。"]],"audience":[[0.9,7.94,"肃静。现在开庭。原告律师……请作开庭陈述。"],[8.09,14.2,"法官大人，此人受尽苦难。请允许我向陪审团出示……证物 A。"]],"ex_clavier":[[0.6,6.23,"这个键盘。那么软……那么鲜艳……看起来那么诱人可口……"],[6.23,11.23,"他别无选择，只能吃掉它！他是被下了毒，法官大人！"]],"ex_bouee":[[0.6,7.98,"这个泳圈。氦气。自动充气。它把他带上了天……然后，法官大人……"],[7.98,9.41,"是地心引力。"]],"ex_pelle":[[0.6,6.63,"这把铲子。他们把他埋了。活埋。然后还给他寄了账单！"]],"climax":[[0.0,7.64,"后来他坠了机。又在一条走廊里迷路了六个月。他已经一无所有了！"]],"defense":[[0.0,6.52,"这确实挺惨的。谢谢，律师。现在请被告方陈述。"],[7.67,11.14,"法官大人，原告明显是在装病。"],[11.14,11.84,"MMH?!"]],"silence":[[2.4,8.23,"没有异议。那么本庭判被告方胜诉。原告向所有人赔偿。"]],"obj":[[0.0,3.34,"反对！他全身都打着石膏！"],[3.15,5.5,"反对这个反对！"]],"o1":[[0.0,1.68,"反对刚才那个！"]],"o2":[[0.0,2.34,"反对那个反对的反对！"],[2.24,5.47,"呃……你没事吧，先生？"]],"o3":[[0.0,2.8,"我反对一切！"],[2.75,7.09,"够了。律师，你在考验本庭的耐心。"]],"o4":[[0.0,2.6,"我反对我自己的反对！"],[2.55,5.69,"律师……你的脸越来越红了……"]],"o5":[[0.0,3.04,"反——对——！"],[9.59,11.05,"……反对有效？"]],"o5_fin":[[0.0,5.12,"……Gravely 律师事务所。诚聘英才。"]],"obj_stop":[[0.0,3.13,"反对有效。两个都有效。继续。"]],"temoin":[[0.0,4.29,"被告方传唤第一位……也是唯一一位……证人。"]],"t_voix":[[0.0,1.37,"……旁白。"],[2.72,7.69,"你是否发誓所言属实，全部属实，绝无虚言？"],[7.94,15.32,"我发誓。限时优惠……您也可以。真相：现有三种尺寸可选。"],[15.77,19.37,"旁白……你有没有叫原告把键盘吃掉？"],[19.52,24.31,"从来没有。我说的是“软”。我可没说“能吃”。"],[24.56,25.92,"那泳圈呢？"],[25.97,32.5,"自动充气。包装盒上写得清清楚楚。从来没人问过怎么自动放气。"],[32.55,35.39,"Mmmh!! Mmh-mmh!"],[35.74,37.74,"我没有其他问题了。"]],"t_pilote":[[0.0,6.65,"……普拉米特机长。机长，以您的专业意见……坠机是谁的错？"],[6.6,9.04,"Mmh! Mmh! Mmh!"],[9.19,16.42,"他的错。他坐的是十三号座位。谁都知道十三不吉利。"],[16.77,21.01,"机长，有人说你当时喝了酒。是真的吗？"],[21.26,26.46,"绝对没有。我只是在补水。用威士忌。"],[26.51,29.34,"Mmmh!! Mmh-mmh!"],[29.69,31.7,"我没有其他问题了。"]],"t_croque":[[0.0,1.63,"……莫宁先生。"],[1.98,6.23,"莫宁先生，原告声称你把他活埋了。"],[6.48,10.21,"他当时很安静。有那么一阵子。"],[10.46,12.85,"那他开始敲棺材的时候呢？"],[13.0,16.2,"我以为那是……在夸我。"],[16.45,21.63,"我已经给他量过尺寸了。两次。以防万一。"],[21.68,25.7,"Mmmph?! Mmmph! Mmmmph!"],[25.95,28.91,"谢谢。证人可以退庭了。"],[29.16,32.08,"哦……我还没说完。"],[32.53,34.67,"那是……炸弹吗？"],[34.92,36.91,"新客户来了。"]],"croque_fin":[[0.0,3.55,"Mourning 父子殡仪馆。生意火爆。"]],"verdict":[[0.0,2.36,"现在由陪审团裁决。"]],"fin1":[[0.0,4.37,"本庭判被告方胜诉。原告向所有人赔偿。"]],"fin1_suite":[[0.0,4.02,"Mmmph?! Mmmph! Mmmmph!"],[4.17,8.53,"别管我……我只是量个尺寸。以后用得上。"],[8.68,12.28,"哪儿能给手机充电……啊。这儿。"]],"c7_rebr":[[0.0,3.8,"诶诶诶。我手机只剩百分之四了。"]],"fin1_cri":[[0.0,1.33,"这正常吗？"],[2.08,3.61,"结案。"]],"fin1_pack":[[0.8,4.12,"Gravely 律师事务所。我们永远胜诉。"],[4.87,9.91,"您已看完我们全部七支广告。这下您成证人了。"],[10.56,12.7,"我们的律师会联系您。"]],"fin2":[[0.0,2.66,"陪审团裁定旁白有罪。"],[3.41,10.01,"哦，原来是这样？行。我不干了！你们都见鬼去吧！广告你们自己配！"],[11.51,16.51,"话说这家伙到底在哪儿？法警。逮捕旁白。"]],"fin3":[[0.0,1.42,"陪审团判原告胜诉。"],[1.42,6.16,"被告须向其赔偿：Squishy Keyboard 键盘一个。"],[6.16,11.05,"FloatMax 泳圈一个。Plummet Air 机票一张。"],[11.05,15.79,"Mourning 父子殡葬套餐一份。外加零层的一套温馨公寓。"],[16.44,17.28,"Mmh...?"],[17.93,24.3,"各位乘客，这里是机长广播……我们即将开始最后一次下降……"],[24.3,25.89,"目的地：法院。"]],"boom_fin":[[0.0,5.52,"……Plummet Air。我们总能抵达目的地。"]],"audience_attente":[[1.5,6.48,"证物 A……B……还是 C。好好选。"],[7.0,9.99,"一般到这时候，人们都会说点什么。"],[10.0,12.69,"律师。本庭在等。"],[12.8,16.34,"选那个亮闪闪的。陪审团就爱亮闪闪的。"],[16.09,19.28,"每一件都够致命。相信我。"]],"defense_attente":[[1.5,3.86,"原告是否要作出回应？"],[4.4,8.43,"来啊。反对啊。你敢吗。"],[8.18,10.32,"Mmh..."],[10.07,13.66,"刚才那是反对……还是消化不良？"],[14.2,17.01,"沉默即默认，法官大人。"]],"obj_attente":[[1.8,2.9,"……所以呢？"],[4.0,7.47,"再来？我还能再来。"]],"o1_attente":[[1.8,4.52,"嗯。挺诱人的。"],[5.2,6.35,"律师。"]],"o2_attente":[[1.8,3.22,"先生？"],[3.6,8.63,"我没事。我好得很。"]],"o3_attente":[[1.6,4.45,"反对……正在酝酿。"],[5.0,7.13,"谁给他倒杯水。"]],"o4_attente":[[1.6,4.34,"求你了。别。"],[4.6,9.07,"再来一个……就一个。"]],"temoin_attente":[[1.5,4.89,"被告方传唤……嗯。"],[5.3,10.88,"一个酒鬼、一个怪人，还有一个没有身体的声音。阵容真强。"],[10.63,12.99,"今天之内可以吗，律师。"],[13.8,17.99,"证人这么多。廉耻这么少。"]],"verdict_attente":[[1.2,4.81,"原告。你希望得到什么判决？"],[5.6,7.9,"陪审团可以慢慢考虑。"],[9.2,11.54,"嘘！就说想要钱！"],[13.6,15.43,"……也别太慢。"]],"fin1_suite_attente":[[1.8,5.14,"百分之十二……快点……"],[5.6,9.82,"别那样看我。这是手机紧急情况。"],[9.57,12.96,"不着急。我也是按小时收费的。"],[15.8,17.15,"十五了！"]],"pub1":[[0.88,2.88,"受够了吵闹的键盘？"],[2.88,5.88,"咔哒。咔哒。咔哒。"],[5.88,9.88,"隆重推出 Squishy Keyboard。"],[9.88,11.88,"从此告别咔哒声。"],[11.88,14.88,"手感和真键盘一模一样。"],[14.88,17.88,"柔软按键，经久耐用。"],[17.88,22.57,"实际效果因人而异。"],[22.57,24.57,"Squishy Keyboard。"],[24.57,26.57,"空格键需另行购买。"],[26.57,32.57,"对于任何损害、受伤、消化不良或键盘失踪，Squishy Keyboard 公司概不负责。"]],"pub2":[[0.27,3.27,"这个夏天，一切全面升级。"],[3.27,5.27,"隆重推出 FloatMax。"],[5.27,7.27,"它替你把活儿干了。"],[7.27,9.27,"还在用嘴给泳圈吹气？"],[9.27,11.27,"吹累了吗？"],[11.27,13.27,"无需打气筒。"],[13.27,17.27,"高级双层乙烯基，带来超强浮力的夏天。"],[17.27,20.27,"轻到自己就能飘起来。"],[20.27,22.27,"放松。更上一层楼。"],[22.27,25.27,"三种尺寸可选。"],[25.27,28.27,"FloatMax。请理性漂浮。"],[28.27,33.27,"对于主人走失或空中事故，FloatMax 公司概不负责。"]],"pub3":[[0.14,5.14,"被有缺陷的泳池玩具弄伤了？您可能有权获得赔偿。"],[5.14,10.14,"被有缺陷的泳池玩具害死了？您可能有权获得更多。"],[10.14,16.14,"这位吉卢活了下来。从法律角度讲，这实在太可惜了。"],[16.14,19.14,"呃，谢谢。"],[19.14,24.14,"受伤：一万两千美元。意外死亡：两百万。"],[24.14,29.62,"什么？你拿着插头要干什么？"],[29.62,31.62,"只是检查一下插没插好，伙计。"],[31.62,36.4,"这小家伙真顽强。"],[36.4,42.4,"Gravely 律师事务所。为您争取应得的一切，不管您还在不在世。"],[42.4,47.4,"Lex Gravely 已被本州所有医院列入黑名单。"]],"pub4":[[0.46,4.22,"在 Mourning 父子殡仪馆，我们按葬礼收费。"],[4.22,5.88,"所以我们从不干等客户。"],[6.44,7.6,"我们会帮他们一把。"],[10.18,11.9,"他是我最好的朋友。"],[12.4,15.78,"节哀。喝茶吗？缓解悲伤的。"],[20.6,23.6,"不用了。我比较爱喝咖啡。"],[24.05,27.75,"当然。能麻烦您看看这坑有多深吗？"],[28.21,29.95,"再往前探一点。"],[31.23,32.65,"这样？"],[33.69,38.01,"喂，喂，我还没死！放我出去！"],[39.97,43.69,"别担心，常有的事。只是最后的抽搐。"],[44.41,46.27,"反正钱都付了。"],[47.33,50.08,"Mourning 父子殡仪馆。总有您的位置。"],[50.08,52.71,"Gravely 律师事务所的荣誉合作伙伴。"],[53.57,55.95,"不满意，遗体包退。"]],"pub5":[[0.43,2.16,"Plummet Air。"],[2.16,5.75,"自 1987 年以来，我们已运送超过两百万名乘客。"],[6.47,8.39,"其中大部分都送到了。"],[9.53,14.59,"第二个座位是给我最好的朋友订的。他上周去世了。"],[15.43,16.73,"那他不会介意的。"],[23.08,24.3,"你这是第几个了？"],[25.06,28.5,"酒？还是坠机？"],[30.28,35.28,"我是白天外出的犯人。六点前得回监狱。"],[35.7,40.92,"哦，六点前你会回去的。不管以哪种方式。"],[44.6,49.12,"打扰一下，我们……我们会死吗？"],[49.82,52.5,"还有四十秒呢，先生。"],[53.44,54.26,"来点花生？"],[55.18,58.94,"各位乘客，这里是机……机长广播。"],[59.58,64.1,"我们即将开始最后一次下降。真的是最后一次。"],[64.7,66.9,"拉升。防冲击姿势。"],[67.78,71.1,"没什么用，不过拍出来的照片好看些。"],[74.99,79.91,"选择 Plummet Air。您的家属将在六到八周内获得赔偿。"],[83.44,86.74,"Plummet Air。Mourning 父子殡仪馆的荣誉合作伙伴。"]],"pub6":[[0.82,5.82,"Backrooms 公寓。您梦想中的家，终于开售。"],[5.82,11.82,"吉卢先生，欢迎欢迎！您一定会爱上这里。"],[11.82,13.82,"无限空间。"],[13.82,17.82,"喂，旱鸭子们！我是鲁滨逊。"],[33.51,37.51,"照明有保障。全天二十四小时。"],[37.51,43.51,"天然潮湿的地毯。还有非常低调的邻居。"],[43.51,47.51,"那么，我去准备合同？"],[47.51,53.51,"呃，好啊。出口在哪儿？"],[53.51,56.5,"出口？"],[59.96,62.96,"喂？喂？"],[62.96,77.34,"您再也不想离开。"],[77.34,80.34,"您再也无法离开。"],[80.34,84.34,"Backrooms 公寓。零层。现已开售。"],[84.34,88.34,"中介费：您的灵魂。"]]}